Hrmph. Figures. The curse where everybody is horny or something, and I'm not affected. I am so sick of this crap.Uh...I mean ( Read more... )

Sigh. That last curse was a real doozy, I tell ya ( Read more... )

When I was a kid...there was this girl who lived next door. I remember she had this pet bird that she absolutely adored, and I always wanted to go and say hi to her...but I never did, cuz I guess I was too shy, or she was busy, or self esteem decided to go on a vacation or something ( Read more... )